10 stages of a relationship

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#1 You feel the spark. You meet and just a few minutes of good-natured banter later you already know that there’s a spark about this one. They’re… different. You feel… different. All eyes and smiles, you exchange numbers. Then you part company and immediately worry whether they will actually call. They call!!!!! You feel about 17 again. Continue reading

10 things women say to men (and what they really mean)

#1 “It’s fine.”  Translation: “It is anything BUT fine.” Continue reading

10 observations about living with the opposite sex (the female perspective)

#1 “You find yourself watching programmes you didn’t even know existed, let alone thought you’d find yourself subjected to. Weapons of the Future. Extreme Engineering. Mythbusters. And the wake-up moment of all wake up moments Most Underpants Worn At One Time, followed immediately after by Longest Human Mattress Domino.”  Continue reading

10 observations about living with the opposite sex (the male perspective)

#1 “They talk at the most critical part of a TV programme or movie. They talk over the big match commentary. They talk as you’re dropping off to sleep. They even talk over you when you’re talking. Basically, they’re always talking.”

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10 chat-up lines guys use (and with what results).

“Feel this.” (Guy gestures to his shirt collar.)
(Girl obliges.)
“That’s boyfriend material, that is.”
Resulted in: the start – and sadly also the end – of the conversation Continue reading