#1
Meant to type: “Guess what!! I came second at bowling!!”
Autocorrected to: “Guess what!! I came second at blowing!!”
(Make up your own jokes, if you will.)
#2
Meant to type: “This Saturday I’m tackling the manky wall.”
Autocorrected to: “This Saturday I’m tackling the manly wall.”
(Oooh!!!! Speaking of which… see point #3.)
#3
Meant to type: “Oooh…”
Autocorrected to: “Pooh…”
(Many, many times this happens. What happened to the intelligent memory bit?)
#4
Meant to type: “I am scunnered.”
Autocorrected to: “I am scum reed.”
(Not sure what scum reed is but it sounds even less pleasant than being scunnered.)
#5
Meant to type: “Yes but my stomach is squidgier.”
Autocorrected to: “Yes but my stomach is squid giver.”
(What?? What does that even mean??)
#6
Meant to type: “At least now you’re not at risk of ecoli.”
Autocorrected to: “At least now you’re not at risk of evolution.”
(Err, no offence……)
#7
Meant to type: “Dinner was delish.”
Autocorrected to: “Dinner was delilah.”
(And liquid by the sounds of it.)
#8
Meant to type: “Oooh, roses from your bf.”
Autocorrected to: “Oooh, rides from your bf.”
(Ooooops!)
#9
Meant to type: “I’m a big fearty.”
Autocorrected to: “I’m a big dessert.”
(Sighhh……)
#10
Meant to type: “Best keep me away from the weepies right now.”
Autocorrected to: “Best keep me away from the weenies right now.”
(Mr Autocorrect, you are obsessed!!!!)
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Can’t stop laughing, that was a really funny one, Wanted more . . .xx
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