10 chat-up lines guys use (and with what results).

#1
“Feel this.” (Guy gestures to his shirt collar.)
(Girl obliges.)
“That’s boyfriend material, that is.”
Resulted in: the start – and sadly also the end – of the conversation

#2
(Guy) “I think there’s something wrong with my phone.”
(Girl and guy glance at phone.)
(Guy) “Could you try calling it for me…….?”
Resulted in: more often than not, getting the girl’s number

#3
(Guy) “You’re coming home with me tonight.”
(Girl) “Really – why’s that?”
(Guy) “Because I’m stronger than you.”
Resulted in: sharp intake of breath

#4
(Guy) “What’s that you’re drinking?”
(Girl) “Vodka and cranberry juice.”
(Guy) “You certainly won’t catch a urinary tract infection with THAT!””
Resulted in: tumbleweed moment

#5
(Guy) “Totally LOVE your shoes…”
(Girl follows guy’s gaze to her shoes.)
(Guy) “They’re so shiny I can see your underwear in them!”
Resulted in: 
marriage

#6
(Guy) “I recognise you…”
(Girl looks at guy blankly.)
(Guy) “I used to shoplift in the store you work in.”
Resulted in: girl scarpering into nearest chippie

#7
(Guy jumps up and down on the spot.)
(Girl) “What are you doing?”
(Guy) “Just trying to break the ice…”
Resulted in: talking to the girl’s back

#8
(Guy) “There’s no point in carrying on this conversation any further without first checking if we’re compatible.”
(Girl) “How do we do that?”
(Guy) “We need to have sex.”
Resulted in: sex – and often (scary, but true)

#9
(Guy) “My watch says you aren’t wearing any underwear…”
(Girl) “Yes I am.”
(Guy) “It must be an hour fast then.”
Resulted in: Paddington bear-style stare

#10
(Guy) “What’s your name?”
Resulted in: being surprisingly effective for something so simple.

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